
I thought this was about weight loss???
7/30/2023
Hello, my fellow carnivores! Join me around the digital campfire as we discuss this week’s carnivorous antics, where Cheryl’s scale put on a captivating mime show and my weight chart took a scenic detour.
The Great Adventure of My Chart: It thinks it is an airplane taking off!
Who knew that the goals on weight reduction charts could try taking off? It appears that mine has made the decision to aim high. My downward trend has become a daring rise as a extra pound tried to join the party. It was like the chart thought it was eligible for frequent flight miles!
A scale serenade called Cheryl’s Zero-Pound Waltz.
In the meantime, Cheryl’s weight started dancing ballroom and mastered the waltz—a flawless zero-pound transfer. It’s a beautiful, enigmatic move that entertains and perplexes the audience (myself).
Was the zero carb bacon to blame for the meaty mystique?
I can’t help but eye the bacon as I study the suspects in my chart’s attempted upward trend. But really, who could blame a piece of bacon that was cooked to perfection? Perhaps that is just a delightful coincidence.
Taking the Carnivore Curveballs in stride.
Where’s the pleasure in that? They claim the quickest path between any two places is a straight line. Our journey as carnivores continues to curve, twist, and occasionally pirouette, providing amusement and difficulties.
Learning from Lamb Chops, Love, and Laughter.
This week has shown us that weight loss and progress aren’t the only things that matter. The shared smiles, the love of the adventure, and of course the lamb chops are what make it so special.
Lets round things up.
So here we are at the most recent intersection of our meaty road. Even though Cheryl’s scale is obstinate and my chart is erratic, our carnivorous adventure is unwavering. Join us next week as we carry on with this wonderful adventure as we explore, delight, and occasionally aggravate ourselves.
And keep in mind, cherished readers, there’s always a tasty steak waiting at the end of the day, regardless of whether the scale moves up, down, or stays the same. Now to the grill!
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