#0002 ~ Don’t Plateau Panic!

A humorous look at the effects of starting a weight loss blog. 

Welcome back to another update on Our Carnivore Journey! 

7/2/2023

Evidently, starting a blog about weight loss will slow things down. Yes, you read that right: my wife and I have found a revolutionary way to stop weight reduction in its tracks: blog about it. It’s a fascinating occurrence that has surprised us both and brought a smile to our carnivore adventure.

Is There A New Scientific Theory Behind The Blogging Effect? Who would have thought that beginning a blog about weight reduction might have such a potent plateauing effect? The scale seemed to be saying, “Oh, you’re going to tell people about this? Watch this!” and immediately stood still. The scientific community has yet to comment on this, so we’re still waiting. Get it? To “weigh in”?

Accept the Plateau as a Necessary (and Funny) Step. In all seriousness, reaching a plateau is a necessary step and not a joke. But laughing about it rather than worrying about it is much more enjoyable. In our quest to reduce our weights, we’ve embraced this flat summit and set up a picnic. We’re making the most of the view since we might be staying here for a while!

Reevaluate, Improve, and Never Forget to Laugh. To determine if it would double the plateau effect, we’ve reviewed our strategy, made adjustments, and even thought about launching a blog about starting a blog (stay tuned). We have maintained our sense of humor throughout since, after all, laughing also helps you lose weight, right?

Add a Side of Laughter to the Progress and Celebrate It. Let’s raise a a zero carb glass to the accomplishments thus far and the fun we’ve had. Our spirits (and laughter-induced ab muscles) are still strong, despite the scale taking a break.

So basically: Today’s advice is to create a weight loss blog if you want to challenge yourself like never before and watch the universe laugh at you. Do not, however, lose your cool. Accept it, laugh at it, and keep evolving. Because every step we take—even the amusing stumbles—contributes to our overall success, and who knows—laughter might be the key to getting through a plateau.