#0007 ~ Weight-loss Flatlined.

Quick! Grab the defibrillator!

8/6/20232

Hello, omnivorous friends and grilled food devotees! Welcome to the Our Carnivore Journal’s dramatic episode this week, (See our Progress Chart at the bottom), as our weight loss has not just slowed but also flatlined. Yes, dear readers, it’s time to turn on the figurative defibrillator and try to revive our development.

A Meaty Medical Mystery: Dialing Dr. Steak.

Not a single pound has changed after two weeks! As unyielding as a properly seared brisket, our scales have obstinately remained in place. They appear to be in a sound, undisturbed slumber despite our attempts to seduce them with bacon and serenade them with sizzles.

Cheryl’s Scale: The Silent Approach 2.

Cheryl, my wife and partner in this adventure and fellow carnivore, and her scale have been sharing knowing glances while they’ve been engaged in a silent standoff. Who will initiate contact? As thick as a ribeye, the tension is present.

The Beef Bump: Does It Exist?

Could the famed “Beef Bump” be the cause of our weight plateau? An enigmatic occurrence that’s been talked about among carnivores? An interruption that teases, mocks, and piques the appetite? Only more flesh and time will tell.

The Meat Medics: Our Plan of Attack.

We’re prepared to restart our weight loss adventure now that we’ve got the defibrillator in one hand and a spatula in the other. More water, more walking, and more marvels of the world of carnivores. And perhaps a scale dance to rekindle the flame.

Keep the Faith (and the Flavor), please.

Although flatlines are concerning in the medical community, they are merely another narrative twist in the carnivorous journey. We’re maintaining our composure, laughing heartily, and seasoning liberally because we know that this too shall pass—or at the very least be tasty.

Looking Forward:

We are enthusiastic, happy, and always hungry as we end this exciting chapter in our meat-filled story. The plateau in weight loss is merely a break, a chance to recover our breath before resuming the delicious depths of our adventure.

So, dear readers, pass the defibrillator, the butter, and pay attention. The journey is far from finished, and the grill is only beginning to heat up. Let’s go on to more meat, more intrigue, and perhaps more tipped scales!

Our Progress Graph