#0013 ~ Flatlined! – Paging Dr. Butter!

Hey, hey, carnivore comrades and fat-loving friends! Time to butter up because this week, our weight loss journey hit a surprising pause—or should we say, a buttery flatline. Don’t worry, we’ve got our steaks at the ready and we’re prepared to revive it!

The Unexpected Plateau

After last week’s 4-pound fiesta, we were geared up for more plummeting numbers on the scale. Instead, the needle just wouldn’t budge. No gains, no losses. You could say we entered the weight-loss waiting room.

The Butter Mystery

You read it right, folks. In a plot twist worthy of a culinary mystery novel, we zeroed in on a suspect: missing butter! A few days without our beloved butter and our bodily functions decided to, let’s say, “hold on” a bit more, causing a bit of extra cargo in the belly department.

The BM Dilemma

Yes, we’re talking bowel movements—or the lack thereof. Who knew that cutting out butter could affect us like a traffic jam on the intestinal highway? Consider this your public service announcement: Butter doesn’t just make your steaks better; it might also keep things moving in the metabolic department.

The Return of the Butter

Dr. Butter is back in the house, and we’re hoping to see those pounds drop again next week. Not to be overly dramatic, but we’re eyeing that butter dish like it’s the defibrillator for our flatlining scale.

Embracing the Plateaus

Every flatline, every plateau, and every unexpected twist is another chapter in the epic tale of ‘Our Carnivore Journey.’ We’re embracing these standstill moments, not as setbacks but as opportunities to learn, adapt, and yes—break out the emergency butter.

The Final Cube

So there you have it, our very own episode of ‘CSI: Carnivore Scale Investigations.’ The suspects have been questioned, the butter has been reinstated, and the BMs are, um, on the move. In a journey filled with ups and downs (and occasional flatlines), we’re grateful for each learning opportunity that comes our way.

Until next week, keep your carnivore hearts beating and your butter at the ready! Let’s see where this twisty, turny, and ever-so-buttery journey takes us next.