#0014 ~ 15 Day Teeter-Totter – Our Carnivore Journey

And a Pound in the Wrong Direction!

Hello, cherished carnivore compatriots and scale-skeptics! Unsheathe your steak knives, because we’re about to carve into an anomaly: the 15-day weight stasis and a one-pound hiccup on my end. Let’s get into the meat and bones of it, shall we?

Cheryl the Consistent

Kudos to Cheryl for maintaining a steady state. Three weeks running and her scale has been as dependable as a cast-iron skillet. It hasn’t budged. Could this be the calm before the carnivore storm? Stay tuned!

Wayne’s Wild Ride

On my side of the meaty spectrum, I did the unthinkable—I gained a pound. That’s right, folks, the scale tipped in the wrong direction. I blame it on the gravitational pull of the moon. Or perhaps my newfound pound is just an overly attached piece of bacon that couldn’t say goodbye.

The Culprit: Emotional Eating or Meat Mirage?

Here we are, analyzing every morsel that crosses our lips. Was it emotional eating? A meat mirage? Or maybe, just maybe, the body’s natural ebb and flow? We’re not distressed; we’re intrigued.

Living and Learning: Weight is Not Just a Number

This isn’t just about numbers on a scale; it’s a journey of discovery. Like explorers mapping out new lands, we’re mapping out our metabolism. The map currently reads: “Here be unpredictable scales.”

The Weight Ahead: Sticking to the Plan

When the going gets tough, the tough get carnivorous. We’re digging our heels in, sticking to the plan, and keeping our eyes on the ultimate prize: better health, well-being, and perhaps a shed pound or two (or more) in the near future.

Conclusion

So here we are, pausing at another interesting landmark on ‘Our Carnivore Journey.’ While Cheryl remains as steady as ever, I’ve taken a tiny step backward to—hopefully—leap forward soon. These ebbs and flows are all part of the epic saga that’s shaping us, humbling us, and teaching us to be patient carnivores.

Until next week, keep the faith, hold onto your T-bones, and remember: this journey isn’t measured just in pounds and ounces, but in lessons learned and spirits lifted.