#0015 ~ Déjà Moo

The Weight You’ve Seen Before!

Greetings, carnivore crusaders and scale-staring skeptics! Grab your grass-fed goodies and settle in, because we’re about to dive into a week of unexpected déjà vu and a surprise plot twist in the Wayne Weight Saga.

Cheryl, The Immovable Object

Three cheers for Cheryl, the beacon of consistency! For yet another week, she’s as steady as a well-marbled ribeye on a summer grill. Could this be her secret sauce to success? Only time will tell.

Wayne’s Weight Boomerang

Ah, yes, the renegade pound that joined me last week has decided it had better places to be! I’m back to my previous weight, completing a full circle—or should I say, a full cycle on the rotisserie?

The Great Balancing Act

When it comes to weight removal, balance seems to be the name of the game. For every up, there’s a down. For every pound gained, there’s a… stubborn pound that won’t leave Cheryl alone. We’re taking it all in stride!

Patience in Ounces, Progress in Pounds

The journey continues, and as we’ve said before, it’s not just about the numbers. It’s about the perseverance, the little victories, and those ‘Aha!’ moments when we realize we’re learning more about ourselves and our bodies.

What’s on the Menu? Patience!

We’re no strangers to the ups and downs of this diet. But that’s the beauty of it. If weight loss were a straight line, we’d miss out on all these delicious plot twists. We’re chewing through the challenges, one steak at a time.

Conclusion

Another week, another set of valuable insights—or should we say, incites? As we navigate this carnivorous path, we remain steadfast, scales and all. No pound is too small to celebrate, and no plateau is too flat to conquer.

Thank you for grilling this week’s challenges and triumphs with us. Until next time, keep those coals hot and your spirits higher!

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