2 Up for Cheryl, 2 Down for Wayne!
Hey there, carnivore compatriots and fluctuation fans! Strap in because this week, we’re serving a double whammy of weight-loss whimsy. Yep, it’s another one of those weeks—where the scale tips in different directions for each of us.
Cheryl: A Temporary Elevator Ride
Hold your horses; Cheryl’s scale made a minor upward pit stop this week. But hey, it’s just a blip, or maybe even a gulp, in the grand scheme of things! We all know weight-loss isn’t a straight downhill slope, unless you’re sledding, and last we checked, sleds don’t come in carnivore flavor.
Wayne: Descending to New Depths
Meanwhile, I’ve managed to slide down another 2 pounds. Call me the Carnivore Limbo Champion—how low can I go? But let’s not turn this into a competition; we’re all winners in the game of long-term health.
The Culprit: A Mystery in the Meat?
Could it be something specific we ate or didn’t eat? We’ve reviewed our food diaries, and so far, no red flags—just red meat. Sometimes your body just wants to keep you guessing, and that’s okay!
It’s a Long Game, Folks
Remember that old saying, “Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour”? Well, we’re laying our bricks in ounces and pounds, and Rome is starting to look pretty darn meaty.
Words of Wisdom
It’s easy to get caught up in the weekly numbers game. But let’s be clear, those numbers are just one way to measure progress. In the end, what counts is how we feel, what we learn, and how many bacon-wrapped filets we get to enjoy along the way.
Conclusion
Well, there you have it! Another week of lessons, surprises, and a dash of unpredictability. Thanks for tuning in to this topsy-turvy episode of Our Carnivore Journey. Keep your forks at the ready and your spirits even readier because, rest assured, next week will be another adventure.