#0020 ~ Meat Melt Meter

The Carnivore Countdown Chronicles!

213 Days of Sizzling Success and a Printer’s Tale of Triumph!

Hey there, meat mavens and carnivore crusaders! Wayne here, back with another juicy slice of our carnivore journey. Can you believe it’s only been 213 days since we embarked on this wild, meaty ride? Time flies when you’re shedding pounds and living the dream, right? And speaking of dreams, let’s talk about Cheryl’s phenomenal transformation and a little update on our beloved Carni-Press. Buckle up, carnivores, it’s going to be a sizzling ride!

The Meaty Hook – A Tale of Transformation

It has been 213 Days of Carnivore Craze!

213 days ago, we took the plunge into the carnivore lifestyle, and boy, has it been a whirlwind of change! It’s like we’ve been on this epic meat marathon, and the finish line keeps getting better and better. But who’s counting? Oh, right, we are! Every juicy day brings us closer to our goals.

Cheryl’s Champion Change

Now, let’s talk about Cheryl. This carnivore queen has lost a whopping 42 lbs! Yes, you read that right – 42 lbs in just 213 days! She’s not just shedding pounds; she’s shedding old habits, doubts, and naysayers like a boss. Cheryl’s transformation is nothing short of inspiring, and it’s all thanks to her dedication to the carnivore way.

The Rising Grill – A Story of Persistence

Wayne’s Weigh-In

Not to toot my own horn, but I’ve had a bit of a win myself. I’ve managed to lose 19 lbs! While I may not be sprinting ahead like Cheryl, I’m definitely on the right track. It’s all about the journey, not the sprint, right? Slow and steady wins the race, especially when you’re racing towards a healthier you.

The Carni-Press Saga

Remember the Carni-Press from blog #0019? The one that had a nuclear meltdown? Well, guess what? It’s almost ready to start churning out our 2024 blog signs! Talk about a comeback story! This printer’s tale of triumph is a testament to perseverance and the carnivore spirit. We’re almost ready to roll out some sizzling new content, so stay tuned!

The Climactic Crisp – Delivering the Meaty Promise

The Melt Meter 

So, what’s the secret behind our success? It’s all in the Melt Meter – our way of tracking progress, staying motivated, and keeping the carnivore flame alive. It’s not just about the weight loss; it’s about the journey, the community, and the lifestyle. We’re living proof that the carnivore journey can lead to incredible transformations, both inside and out.

A Carnivore Bonus

And here’s a little carnivore bonus for you – a sneak peek at some of the juicy topics we’ll be covering in our upcoming blogs. Think carnivore cooking hacks, success stories, and maybe even a few surprises from the Carni-Press. We’re turning up the heat, and you won’t want to miss it!

The Carnivore Call to Action

So, there you have it, folks – 213 days of carnivore craziness, a combined weight loss of 61 lbs, and a printer that’s rising from the nuclear ashes. (Last check the ink was no longer radioactive either!!!) We’re living, breathing proof that the carnivore lifestyle is more than just a diet; it’s a journey to a better, healthier, and happier you.

Stay tuned for more meaty tales and carnivore conquests. Until next time, keep grilling, keep thriving, and remember – every day is a great day to be a carnivore!

Wayne, signing off with a sizzle! 🥩🔥